User Profile

I'm Candice. Nice to be in your presence woo. Well there is really not much too me...actually, I don't know. I'm a pretty confusing person, sometimes i don't even understand myself. I'm a loud shy person...oxymoron much?. what I mean by that is; that once I'm comfortable with someone I can be really goofy, and crazy. It doesn't take me long to get comfortable though. No worries. Moving on. I always say random things, It's a hobby.. life would be so boring without randomness... get some radomness into your life. One of my largest goals in life at this moment is to fall in love. Besides being sucessfull of course is to be in a shampoo commerical, and on trading spaces or while you were out, any of the shows like that:) care to help me with my goal? Anyone? So Gangsters. I say that in a joking tone, not to offend any of you "real G's". Disgusting that i have to clarify myself to avoid getting yelled at! I swear alot, you dont like it? You can suck my metaphorical penis. I have soo many opinions I swear one day im goint to be gagged and thrown in a pit somewhere in Iraq. Im blunt..*Fuck u, Fuck that, and yes..that skirt DOES make you look fat. There is nothing that any mother fucker can say to me that will ever break me down or upset me for more than lets say ...2.3 seconds *IF THAT* You know why this is? Because the only reason anyone will ever hate me, is because theres something in me, or something about me..that they wish they could be or have. Think about it. Jealousy causes hate. You can not posibly hate anything that you either have and dont want, or because you want it sooo bad that it fucking hurts. Causing hate for the person that has it. Im not saying im perfect, far from it. But I just think that is the main cause of why people hate eachother. *My thought* Because frankly I know for a fact that I am one of the coolest, sweetest, most fun girl, and best friend ANYONE can have. I'll say it again if I have to. So yeah, I hate the way the world is. I'm just to damn lazy to do anything about it. World peace, isn't going to happen...sorry miss America. You're cut, you lose. Now instead of spending millions on beauty pageants that only judge physical beauty..FEED THE FUCKING HUNGRY, or build homes for people in Africa. No ones going to give a shit 10 years from now which bulimic slut landed her way to the crown. But if a child lives, 10 years from now, that could change the fucking world .Bottom line, I am what I am. And what I am needs no explanations. Thanks. Other than that, I'm a hopeless romantic. hold me in your arms while we fall asleep. But I'm not prude. prude girls annoy me. You're going to end up doing these things anyway. I might add, Not only have I been told I look like an animated figure--as if that wasnt bad enough, a cartoon whore at that. Yay for betty boop and her hookerness. Ahem. Rock on, me.

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